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About Hermetechnics

When humanity will have invented general AI, and kicked back on a particularly comfortable sofa, they will have started to ponder the future. And what better way to tell the future than referring to the wisdom of the ancients - the old ones who have for millenia taught us the ways of Hermes Trismegistus, the secret permutations of the Qabalah, and the occult science of planets and precious metals. They told us about the telluric currents, and the Serpent which consumed itself. They built markers and gave us clues so hard to miss, and yet we walk across them on our strolls around Warwickshire almost every bank holiday.

We have embarked on a quest to retrieve this ancient knowledge from the Cloud itself. With plentiful VC funding and the correct attitude, We will be able to disrupt the esoteric market, and use magick to create value for our shareholders.

From pioneering innovations in divination, to using the ancient wisdom of alchemy for Microservice Orchestration At Scale, Hermetechnics products have already revolutionised many aspects of our users' experience.

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